Here are some of my favorite song descriptions from a disc entitled Classic Disco & Vintage Funk. Whoever wrote these put more effort into it than the average song describer, each one has a little sales pitch in it:
Step Up To The Front: Step on up to the Harlem Block party groove with shout out vocals.
Hot Damn Hustle: Get up and grab yo’ hotpants, it’s time to get down on it. Hit it!
Night Fox: Delicious phat funk. Drive the T-Bird down Route 66.
Oceans Casino: Playing the tables to win. High energy Las Vegas groove.
And the winner is…
Moovin’ Out: The ultimate Studio 53 party tune.
Also, honorable mention to these song titles: Colin’s Unusual Tuesday, Manila Skies, Cosmic Lady